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Best of QuizLaw, August ‘07

august.jpgAccording to Wikipedia, August is Buwan ng Wika (“Language Month”) in the Philippines. At QuizLaw, August is simply the month where we got our second taste of Jonathan Lee Riches….

We can add this to the long list of reasons I’m glad I don’t live in Florida — So long. That list is soooooooo long.

I am so sick of this kind of crap — This story about religious pharmacists refusing to fill prescriptions for the morning-after pill caused the rare QuizLaw event of actual discussion.

Please sir, can I have some more DVDs? — I still love this modern-day Fagin.

The Silence of the Lambs — Seriously, Black Sheep is a great movie that you should totally check out.

You gotta love a truly honest lawyer — Wives make it so difficult to practice the law, don’t they?

Gunga galunga — If you don’t love Caddyshack, you’re un-American.

There’s No Shit in “ool” — Come on! Who doesn’t like swimming with some poo?

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. — He sure does.

Texas: Smarter than Florida, but Meaner than Hell — It sure is.

It’s like rain, on your wedding day — Mugshots from The Smoking Gun never get old, do they?

Common Sense Lesson #152 — Turns out judges aren’t exactly the kind of folks you want to hire as hitmen.

Batman and Identity Robbin — Everyone’s favorite Jonathan Lee Riches opens his bag of crazy up on big-head Barry Bonds.

Dustin, please explain your home state — And he gives us an explanation, although it comes with another inquiry worth pondering.

Chung Chung! — Oh “Law and Order” marathons, how you got me through many a Saturday hangover.

Meth Heads are a Special Kind of Crazy — The cops never should’ve left that apartment. They should still be there, man.

Adios Alberto! — Oh, Alberto Gonzalez, we hardly knew you. …Oh, no, that’s right. We totally knew you, and you were a douchenozzle.

You Don’t Know Where that Thumb has Been — Yeah, I miss Fat Ebert too.