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Mr. Bruised Testicle Sentenced; A QL Update

full.1014498aston.jpgA few months ago, we brought you news of David Aston, a Canadian man who was arrested for sexual activity with a child. As we told you then:

David Aston, 32, would lay a towel down to keep his clothes clean then make the youngsters boot him until he could not bear the pain. The court heard of two occasions when married Aston drove girls aged 13 to 15 to woods near Bicester, Oxon, after contacting one online in 2006.
He had oral sex with the 15-year-old both times before two, then three girls kicked him. He drove them home in his Honda Civic, paying two girls £10 and one a bottle of whisky, Oxford Crown Court heard. Cops investigated when he complained one was pestering HIM for sex.

Well, for those of you worried that this sick bastard was still roaming the streets of Canada begging women to kick him in the testicles, worry no more! Aston has been sentenced to prison for four years, where he can get the shit kicked out his nuts on a daily basis without leaving his cell or giving up a bottle of whiskey.

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quick correction. David Aston is in the UK - Jarrett Loft was the Canadian.
Not that it really makes a difference, but us Canadians are considered weird enough without people thinking there are TWO freaks like that in Canada.

Actually, Jarrett Loft is the Canadian who likes to be punted in the nads. He received a 60-day sentece, to be served on weekends (ha!). Mr. Aston is from the mother country.

Even if he were roaming the forests after his fling, I'm thinking he would be easy to outrun. >:)