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Clearly, This Python Needs Some Obedience School

16339198-16339200-large.jpgIn Connecticut, of all places, police — responding to a call that a man was threatening his girlfriend with his pet python — arrived at Victor Rodriguez’s apartment and got themselves a nice surprise.

Viadero says that when the building superintendent opened the apartment door for the officers, Rodriguez allegedly threatened them with the snake and told it to “Get them!”

Hahahaha! What the hell, man? Did the guy think he was in a Harry Potter novel, that he could speak a little parseltongue, and sic his python on the po-lice? Freak. Anyway, he was arrested and his albino python was taken to animal control, where I’m sure they’ll teach it to obey commands.

Sit Ubu Sit. Good snake.

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LOL @ "Get Them!"

This guy must have been on a sick one for that bonehead move.

Ha ha. Even if it understood his owners commands, how fat would the cop have to be to not evade a slow-as-molasses python?

My anaconda ain't got none unless you've got buns, hon'.