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When onions attack

bloomingOnion.jpgLast week, a man from Des Moines, Iowa was tossed in the clink after allegedly hucking an onion at his wife. Now look, I know that domestic violence is nothing to laugh about. But onion tossing? I’m sorry, that’s a little funny.

Seems that 54-year-old James Izzolena had his drink on, and wound up getting into an argument with his younger wife (Nicole is only 27). That’s when he grabbed an onion and hucked it at the back of her head, causing some injury. James admits that he tossed the onion at Nicole, but claims that he didn’t actually mean to hit her.

First it was domestic assaults with Cheetos, now it’s onions. At least our food assaults are getting more healthy!