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What about Brett Favruhuh?

favvvvre.jpgThe fine reporters over at Kissing Suzy Kolber have unearthed a story that has inexplicably been silenced by the mainstream media — our Constitution now has a 28th Amendment. That’s right - the Favre Amendment passed with a strong 46-state approval. As “Christmas Ape” reports:

The amendment requires all working quarterbacks in the United States to be more rugged and rascally, with a twinkle in each eye and a song in their hearts. It also establishes throwing a shovel pass across the field off your back foot to an opposing linebacker as the national “football move.” Furthermore, it designates Kiln, Miss. as a National Historic Landmark for Quarterbacking, rather than for general squalor.

While many quarterbacks are being “forceably relocated to the Canadian Football League” for failing to live up to this new standard, I’m happy to learn that my Eagles QB, Donovan McNabb, is one of the few allowed to remain as long as he “grow[s] some more stubble on [his] face.”

…I wonder if he loses points for puking on the field during the Super Bowl, or if he gains points cause he kept playing anyway.