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The Daily Memo - 9/10/07

check.jpgTeddy Kennedy was just honored for casting his (holy mackerel) 15,000th Senatorial vote. (Bostonist)

check.jpgIt would seem that the good Professor isn’t such a fan of a certain embarrassed Michigan football team. (Professor Bainbridge)

check.jpgEegads - last month, a German court awarded about four grand “in damages to a man who had to have the top of his skull replaced with plastic because of a faulty hospital fridge” (doctors had been storing the skull piece in the faulty fridge while doing brain surgery). (Reuters)

check.jpgA convicted peeping tom is suing the local police department for the return of his 500 porn movies and 250 skin mags. (Examiner.com)

check.jpgParis Hilton is suing Hallmark over a greeting card that uses her image and attempts to make a funny with her stupid “that’s hot” line. (The NY Times via LAist)

check.jpgA judge has put the kibosh on a lawsuit brought against the NFL Players Association over its representation of retired players. (ESPN)

check.jpgThe sex harassment lawsuit against Isiah Thomas is set to go to trial, with jury selection starting this week. (SI)

check.jpgOn Friday, the House passed the Patent Reform Act, although the Senate has yet to approve any similar patent reform legislation. (ITworld)