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The Daily Memo - 5/29/08

check.jpgAlbany, NY judge to Dell: “You some misleading, deceptive, unlawful business practicing motherfuckers.” (Engadget)

check.jpgWait, what’s the problem with cops fondling your anal beads? It’s not like they stuck ‘em up their own asses? (Above the Law)

check.jpgDelta is being sued by a lawyer who says his 80-year-old mother’s birthday was wrecked because of nasty and obnoxious employees. (Law.com)

check.jpgA new report says terrorism cases are best left to civilian courts, not military tribunals. “P.S.,” says the report, “suck our nuts, Mr. Bush.” (LawInfo)

check.jpgThis story is awesome — a stripper who got drunk and got in a car wreck says she had to get drunk because it’s part of her job, so her managers should cover the accident. (Supreme Dicta)

check.jpgEarlier this week, the feds pinched a dude for owning and running six medical weed joins in LA. (LAist)

check.jpgThe White House says former press secretary Scott McClellan is just a bitter Nancy. (The Huffington Post)