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The Daily Memo - 5/21/08

check.jpgPaper money hates blind people! (Supreme Dicta)

check.jpgSorry Judge Posner, I know you’re a smart and important judge guy and all that, but I’m quite happy with my procrastinating ways. (Above the Law)

check.jpg“Is the government compiling a secret list of citizens to detain under martial law?” (Radar Online)

check.jpgThe Scalia says courtrooms aren’t cocktail parties. All the more reason I think they need to add an open bar, damn it! (Law.com)

check.jpgLittle bitty regional cell phone carriers are asking the FCC to ban exclusive phone deals, so they can get them some iPhones. (Gizmodo)

check.jpgA New York judge agrees that giving a teacher noogies should get a student a nine day suspensions. Purprle nurples? The jury is still out. (Law.com)