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The Daily Memo - 4/4/08

check.jpgA judge has thrown out one of the Borat lawsuits, rubbing the plaintiff’s face in it like a fat man sticking his naked fat junk all over some guy. (Above the Law)

check.jpgBilly Clinton done be getting mad. (The Raw Story)

check.jpgHey, is that a guitar in your pants or are you just happy to steal from us? (FindLaw)

check.jpgA judge has ordered a couple to paint their house a different color, racial discrimination be damned. (Law.com)

check.jpgWhat would Jesus do? Not publicly reveal financial information about The Passion of the Christ. (LawInfo)

check.jpgWhat, me arrogant? Yes, your honor, you arrogant. (Legal Antics)

check.jpgSorry kiddies - Arkansas fixed it statutory snafu, and babies can no longer get married. (FindLaw)