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The Daily Memo - 3/28/08

check.jpgA lawsuit says that if the Large Hadron Collider goes live the end could be nigh. (Slashdot)

check.jpgDisney World + Mad Tea Cup Ride + long line = charge of battery with a deadly weapon. (Above the Law)

check.jpgThe dude who let his girlfriend sit on the toilet for two years has been arrested for exposing himself to a neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends. This guy’s all class. (FindLaw)

check.jpgWell, I can’t take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind. Date rape! (LawInfo)

check.jpgRector? I hardly knew her! (WT&E Prof Blog)

check.jpgA dude who threatened to kill a judge was sentenced to 10 days in jail per word he uttered, racking up a nice 700 days in the clink. (WSJ Law Blog)

check.jpgA Pennsylvania judge has ordered three men to learn English lest they get tossed in the clink. (FindLaw)

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It does not pay to be drunk and horny.

There's a strange number of references to the LHC particle accelerator in that article about Disney World.