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The best opening sentences to a news article ever
Seriously.
It’s getting tougher for the dishonest, the mentally unstable and the overweight to get hired as Cook County jail guards these days. As a result, fewer guards are getting hired.
So yeah, in the Chicago area, it seems that prisons have decided that fat, crazy liars may not make for the best guards. Whodathunkit?
Comments
You have no idea how hard it is to find someone not fat, crazy or a liar to do anything in a Cook County Agency
Posted by Jen Vegas | August 14, 2008 1:59 PM
Ha! Nice picture.
Posted by Geetch | August 14, 2008 2:01 PM