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That’s A Lot of Fake Orgasms

mariacarolina.jpgMan, I’m a guy, and even I can’t read this story without walking funny for three days.

A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country’s largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.
Maria Carolina (pictured) became an overnight celebrity in the conservative Roman Catholic country, making news headlines and appearing on talk shows since she made her unusual donation to the televised charity event, which runs for 27 hours starting on Friday evening.
“I’ve already auctioned off the 27 hours of love,” Maria Carolina told Reuters on Wednesday, saying she had raised about $4,000. “One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him.”
Adult prostitution is legal in Chile. Chile’s two-day Teleton fundraiser is endorsed by television stars and aims to raise funds for poor, disabled children.

That’s a woman dedicated to the cause.

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Wait, the auction's done? Dammit! I mean, I would have at least tried to last that long.

God bless her.