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Talk about holiday spirit

Leprechaun_06.pngI know, this is a bit late, but I just found out about it. It seems some savvy fellows in Marietta, Ohio figured copious amounts of alcohol wasn’t enough to get properly f—ked up for St. Patrick’s Day.

Undercover agents from a multicounty task force say they watched a drug deal go down at a Marietta home Monday, and the crack cocaine stood out. Food coloring had been used to turn it green.
“I don’t know if they’re Irish or not,” Washington County Sheriff Larry R. Mincks said of the five suspects. “They could be, I suppose. Or maybe they just wanted to celebrate the holiday.”
The sheriff has seen colorful cocaine before. One spring, a deputy arrested someone carrying purple crack rocks, and a few years back, deputies confiscated some that had been dyed red. It was Christmastime.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for the Independence Day red, white, and blue hash bricks!