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Somebody Is Having a Great New Year

TractorTrailer.jpgYou’d think that getting charged with a DUI would suggest that James Stirparo was starting off the year in a terrible way.

But that DUI is just an unfortunate blip to the luckiest day of Stirparo’s life. Indeed, at 2:30 a.m. on New Year’s Day, he was driving drunk on an interstate in Wilmington, Delaware when he struck the right and left guard rails.

He crashed.

He was ejected from his Jeep.

And then, “as he attempted to get to his knees, an oncoming tractor trailer passed directly over top of him, missing Stirparo entirely.”

Wow. Happy New Year, James!

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They should have let him go, after sobering up...and slipping into a clean pair of shorts.