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Some Children Are Beyond Reproach

hopscotch.jpgI know some folks think that kids are purely innocent. Balls to that. For every cherubic little wunderkind out there, there’s also a Damien Thorn ready to whip some Devil on your ass. Some of those bad sees are beyond helping, and they should just be locked up forever.

Natalie Shea is one such child. This 6-year-old New York girl is malicious. She’s evil. She’s a scofflaw! And now she’s one step closer to getting her just desserts.

New York City’s Department of Sanitation received a call from a neighbor, explaining that Shea was a little, incorrigible graffiti artist. So the Department of Sanitation sent a letter to Natalie’s mom, letter her now that there’s a potential $300 fine in her future:

“PLEASE REMOVE THE GRAFFITI FROM YOUR PROPERTY,” the Sanitation Department warning letter read. “FAILURE TO COMPLY … MAY RESULT IN ENFORCEMENT ACTION AGAINST YOU.”

And to those of you who say this is no big deal, that every kid in America has at one time drawn on a sidewalk with regular old sidewalk chalk — well, you’re part of the problem. Hopscotch corrupts our children, absolutely. It may be too late for Shae, but maybe we can save the next generation.

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She should be locked up with my little sister, who, at 8 years old, was ticketed for running an illegal lemonade stand.