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Public transportation does not a good wheelman make

the-bus.jpgChannel Monae Gaskin (awesome name!) pulled off a bank robbery that netted her a big ol’ bag of cash. Unfortunately, Gaskin didn’t have an accomplice waiting to drive her off for the quick getaway. So after dealing with a dye bomb that exploded all over her, Gaskin mosied on over to a nearby bus stop and hung out waiting for the next local to arrive. Unfortunately, the cops rolled past first and, matching her to the bank robber description, made a quick arrest.

The best thing about this is that Gaskin claims to have robbed another bank earlier this month, where she was able to make a successful getaway on the bus. Maybe she should’ve spent some of that stolen cash on a bike or a razor scooter or something, you know?