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It’s really unfair

terrell.jpgBaaaaahahahahaha. Poor poor T.O. First, his team loses a game no team has ever lost before (since the inception of the Wild Card, no number one team has lost their first playoff game). And now, an arbitrator has ruled that he owes my Philly Eagles almost $800,000. Sure, T.O. can afford this whopping payment, particularly since he’s about to get a $3 million roster bonus from the Cowgirls, but it still makes me giddy.

Suck a nut T.O., you crybaby asshat.