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Odor Eaters Could Save Your Life

DirtyFeetAfterCrossing.jpgEver spent a long period of time with someone with stinky feet? Smells like mold and toe jam, dead cat, and sweaty, unbathed smoker vagina. It’s one of the least appealing scents you could ever experience. It’s enough, in fact, to make some people stabby:

A Houston man was sentenced to 35 years in prison on Tuesday after prosecutors said he fatally stabbed his roommate during an argument about foot odor.
William Antonio Serrano, 23, pleaded no contest to murder in May in the October death of Noel Quintanilla-Vaquero, 21.
“The defendant said the victim had smelly feet,” Vinas said.
Authorities said the men were in an apartment in the 100 block of Goodson they shared with others when they had an argument between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. Oct. 6.
Police said another roommate, a woman, told investigators that she heard the men arguing about foot odor. She said she saw Serrano stab Quintanilla-Vaquero. Vinas said Quintanilla-Vaquero was stabbed 16 times.

What Serrano didn’t realize, unfortunately, is that a holey corpse smells even worse than foot odor. You know what else smells? Prison cell toilets.

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My roommate, freshman year, had the SMELLIEST shoes ever! She refused to get rid of them (even though she admitted that they stank), so she left them out in the hall, for everyone else to enjoy!

I never thought of stabbing her, though.