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16810547_240X180.jpgWhat the hell do they teach in school down in Florida?

A Kissimmee man was arrested after he called police to report that he’d been robbed of the money he stole.
Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he didn’t know. They robbed him of the money he had stolen and that’s when he called police.
While he was being questioned, Opperman-Green implicated himself in the 7-Eleven robbery and the robbery of a Mobil gas station the day before. (Source)

He could’ve just cut out the middle man and, after the robbery, called the police to ask for a ride to the local jail.

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Crap, I grew up in Kissimmee. What do they teach down there? NOTHING.