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Obama’s Campaign Stalled

3294569.jpgWhat’s the worst thing that could happen to an aspiring presidential candidate trying to win over the Democratic Party establishment? Win an endorsement from John Kerry.

Barack Obama is being endorsed by fellow Sen. John Kerry, the Democrats’ 2004 presidential nominee who lost to George W. Bush that year and gave up his own plans for a 2008 run a year ago.

This is just like a bachelor party I went to a decade ago, which featured a terribly unattractive stripper and 10 men paying her to give the other guys a lap dance. Said Obama, “No thanks, man. I appreciate the sentiment. But, I’m all set. Really.”

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Hey sweety:

the endorsement will actually help Barack Obama get some more of those little things we like to call "superdelegates" to commit to him. Ya know, since it was rightly decided that people were too dumb to choose a president, delegates do it for us.

AND Barack gets access to this little database of about a small number of people, like say around the ballpark of 3 million. That may or may not be important when trying to build a voter file.

AND it's kind of funny to have some establishment figure stick their middle finger up to, ya know, the establishment.