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Masturbate-a-Thon!

mary-718996.jpgWhere are you going to be on May 31st? I’ll tell you where I’m not gonna be: Copenhagen.

Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds come together — pardon the pun — and join an event that promises “pleasure, relaxation and sexual self-discovery”.
“Masturbation is positive, safe and an erotic alternative,” she told AFP ahead of the event on May 31, to take place at a yet-to-be-decided venue with separate rooms for men, women and those who don’t mind mingling.

If you’re looking for free hair gel, though, I know where you can score a load.

But then again, if the participants in the Masturbate-a-Thon simply ejaculate on canvas, then they can sell it as art.