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Love and marriage, love and marriage

married-with-children.jpgTurns out that the three-year marriage of Kevin and Mary Gates hasn’t going so well. In fact, a few weeks ago, Kevin began to develop a strong suspicion and fear that Mary was trying to have him killed. But he decided to play stupid so that he could hopefully catch her in the act of arranging his death, which recently happened when Mary offered an undercover cop six grand to whack her hubby.

Mary has now been charged with three counts of solicitation of murder and will likely spend quite a hunk of time in the clink.

My question is, instead of trying to hire a hitman, why didn’t Mary just sit on him:

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