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Lessons in how not to win a state House seat
Lesson 5 — Don’t get busted for a DUI.
Lesson 6 — If a cop is trying to pull you over for speeding and reckless driving, and you’re worried about getting busted for a DUI, don’t speed off. You’ll just get busted for DUI and evading arrest.
Lesson 7 — If you’re already facing federal prescription fraud charges, none of it probably matters anyway. You ain’t getting elected for shit.






Comments
Ha! I knew it had to be a democrat you were referring to because you forgot the (D)...
Posted by arby | June 19, 2008 11:23 AM