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See, going to the dentist isn’t always bad?
Last week, Johnathon Shane May got himself a five year stint in the clink for being a meth dealer. “But your honor,” says May, “I got a dentist appointment coming up. Can my moms take me to the dentist before I go away to the Big House?”
The judge, being an apparently stupid nice stupid person, said yes.
So May left the courthouse and promptly fled away in a Ford Bronco.
The judge said that next time, he’s going to make the criminals pinky swear that they’ll come back.
Comments
Nice to see our little town getting the recognition we deserve! We have LOTS of stupid criminals here. Fortunately, this one was caught the next day - he never even left town!
Posted by Felena | June 19, 2008 10:17 AM