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See, going to the dentist isn’t always bad?

little-shop-dentist.jpgLast week, Johnathon Shane May got himself a five year stint in the clink for being a meth dealer. “But your honor,” says May, “I got a dentist appointment coming up. Can my moms take me to the dentist before I go away to the Big House?”

The judge, being an apparently stupid nice stupid person, said yes.

So May left the courthouse and promptly fled away in a Ford Bronco.

The judge said that next time, he’s going to make the criminals pinky swear that they’ll come back.

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Nice to see our little town getting the recognition we deserve! We have LOTS of stupid criminals here. Fortunately, this one was caught the next day - he never even left town!