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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful bust…
…That started with a lil’ dimebag, and an arrest that’s so unjust.
The driver was named Dawn Wells, better known as Mary Ann,
A friend of hers tried to take the fall, at least that was the plan … at least that was the plan.
But the court started getting tough, the story sounded too plain,
So Wells is going to the clink, cause of her mary jane … cause of her mary jane.
She’ll spend five days in a cell at this uncharted little jail,
With murderers,
And rapists too,
The topper and his “wife,”
The street cruisers,
The gang bangers and drug users,
Here in Gilligans Jail!
Comments
HAHAHAHAHHAAHA, great parody.
Posted by Doug | March 12, 2008 12:28 PM
C'mon folks, I remember when this show was on, and I always thought then that she had to be high, then I took another hit.
Posted by Just-southern | March 12, 2008 6:43 PM