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It’s like the modern day Goldilocks

goldi.jpgA Michigan woman came home one night to find her bed being kept warm by a naked guy. Trouble was, she didn’t know said nekkid man. And further trouble is that the man was actually a teenager. The 28-year-old lady was none too pleased with this situation, so she called the cops. When the cops showed up, they learned that the man was drunk.

You think?

He said that the woman was a call girl, which is why, when he awoke, he offered her $14 and some weed for good loving. The woman says that she’s not a call girl, no sir, and is just a waitress at a strip club.

Shockingly, the drunk dude was hauled off and arrested.