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You Done Messed with the Wrong Goddamn Grandma

033traceywennNNP_468x666.jpgYou ever put a nice bit of leftovers in the fridge overnight and then spend all day thinking about eating them, only to arrive home and find that your dinner has already been consumed? Totally sucks, right? Doesn’t it piss you off? Doesn’t it make you want to stab someone in the leg?

Well, a certain English woman lacks what we like to call impulse control because that’s exactly what happened when Anthony Donkin ate the porkchop of his partner, Tracy Wenn.

The court heard the couple were due to meet for a drink at a pub in Hull, but she failed to turn up and Mr Donkin went home to their flat in Dagger Lane.
When he looked in the fridge and saw the plate of pork chops, peas, carrots and onion gravy, he heated it up and polished it off.
Later when asked about the food by Wenn, he replied: ‘I’ve eaten it.’
Prosecutor Michael Wrigglesworth said: ‘At this point she went mad. She grabbed him by the neck. She went out of the living room and came back.
‘She said the words, “Eat my food, feel my fork”, which they both accepted was a reference to the Quorn advert. She then stabbed him with the knife.’
Paul Genney, defending, told the court: ‘She meant it as a joke. Had she not been so drunk, she would have poked him with the knife, but, struggling around drunk, she stabbed him.’
Outside court Wenn said she was relieved not to go to jail. ‘I just lost it when I found out he had eaten my tea. They were lovely pork chops as well!

The 45-year-old grandmother of 8 (seriously? Forty-five years old and she already has 8 grandchildren!) was given two years of probation. Her and her partner, however, are still together. And I bet he gets to eat her porkchop anytime he wants now.