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I’m going to have words with my company!

health-benefits.jpgIn Pennsylvania, the state mailed out about 40,000 postcards to retired state workers telling them about some changes to their health benefits, changes which might not make them happy. A variety of health plan offerings were listed, along with phone numbers which could be called for more information.

But folks who called the number listed for the Advantra Freedom plan found that, instead of talking to an insurance rep or someone equally knowledgeable with all things health insurance, they were calling a phone sex line.

Seriously, why doesn’t my health plan include phone sex? That shit does wonders for your spiritual well being, you know. Shit should be included, with at least an 80/20 payment sharing, right?