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I’ll gladly give you a beating today for a cheeseburger today

mcdonalds-cheeseburger.jpgFran MacLaren is suing her local McDonald’s because … well, I’m not sure. Last April, she was having lunch at the McDonald’s and, as she left, she gave a cheeseburger to a homeless man chilling in the parking lot. He said he didn’t want the burger, and threw it at MacLaren. She called him an ungrateful bastard, and he attacked her, breaking her nose and causing several other injuries.

So now she’s suing the homeless guy, McDonald’s and a nearby liquor store (which had kicked the man out just before the McDonald’s incident).

According to the suit, both husband and wife allege that the McDonald’s and the nearby liquor stores, “knew, or should have known, that their mode of operating their particular stores attracted persons prone to criminal acts and provided an environment to crime.”

The suit states that both stores failed to provide a reasonably safe place for their customers.

What the hell was this McDonald’s doing, what mode was it operating in, that it was attracting criminals? Pre-fucking-posterous.

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I say the courts take all of her possessions and cash, let her live homeless for awhile.

what a dumb bitch.

Sue a homeless man. Yeah, that makes sense.

your an idiot, and its you fault for getting assulted....its your chioce on whom you "give" your food to ...and its the same chioce you have on which location of mcdonalds you go to..it has nothing to mcdonalds but your poor choice of character