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“I wasn’t thinking straight, sir, because all the blood had rushed from my head to, uhm, other areas.”
In a Wisconsin town, the sheriff’s department was called in when a man accidentally gave $20 to a woman at a strip club, thinking she was the gal who just gave him a lap dance. In actuality, she was just some random gal who took the money and left. This dude actually called 911 over the twenty bucks and, according to the article, the authorities are actually “trying to locate the woman.”
I guess it’s nice to know that there’s no real crime going on in Clyman, Wisconsin, when this is what the sheriff’s officers busy their time with. Unless they’re just trying to track down the woman to see if she actually looks like a stripper. I mean, curiosity does get the best of all of us sometimes.
