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I Swear to God, Soon We’re Going to Lose All of Our Rights
It’s those damn activist judges, you know. First they start chipping away at our civil liberties, and now we can’t even have proper sex with a dead person.
Jeezum Crow.
Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies, the state Supreme Court ruled Wednesday in reinstating charges against three men accused of digging up a corpse to have sex with it.
The court waded into the grisly case after lower court judges ruled nothing in state law banned necrophilia. Those decisions prompted public outrage in Wisconsin and on the Internet, where one blogger wrote: “Doing the dirty with the dead OK in Wisconsin.”
Not anymore, the court ruled in a 5-2 decision.
Hey! I thought if she didn’t say “No,” that’s supposed to be implicit permission.
Stupid judges.
Comments
"Jeezum crow??" oh, as a Vermonter I'm so happy you wrote that. When my folks first moved there (from lawn-guy-land) they thought it was a kind of cheese snack.
Posted by naynay | July 10, 2008 1:50 PM
Eh. Wisconsin aint that bad, even if you can't even fuck a dead person anymore. Legally.
Posted by Jaci | July 11, 2008 9:28 AM
I just want to know why two judges thought it was okay?
Posted by dawn | July 11, 2008 9:33 AM