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Ladies, there’s a real winner of a man waiting for you in Muncie, Indiana

party-baby.jpgRichard H. Valens Jr. is a special kind of man. The kind of man who gives a beer to a 1-year-old (his nephew, no less) and then, when his girlfriend objects, slugs her in the face and threatens to kill her and her daughter.

Valens said that it was totally okay for his nephew to have the beer because the kid’s “a champ” who could “handle it.”

I suspect that Valens’ girlfriend is now his ex, which means he’s back on the market. Act now gals, because this catch surely won’t stay single for long!