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How to get busted for carrying illegal drugs

fireworks2.jpg…By trying to sell $5,700 worth of illegal fireworks. Cause, you know, when you’re found selling a fuck-ton of illegal fireworks, the cops may just conduct a search, and find your drugs.

Oh, and if you have a warrant out for your arrest, it’s a fucking tripple whammy.