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God hates lawyers

god.jpgA recent study was done of first year law students at the University of St. Thomas Law School of Law in Minnesota, to find out how their spirituality affected their scholastic performance. And the study found that “[s]trong spirituality had a negative correlation with academic performance,” while “[m]edium and low spirituality had no correlation.”

Since I’m a heathenous pig, must be why I’m a reasonably decent lawyer. Knew all my sinning would come in handy one of these days!