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Shut Up. Shut Up! Shut Up!

Just shut up, Bill Clinton. Please. You’re breaking my heart. Put a lid on it. Shove your pie-hole full of Big Macs and don’t speak. There are no vast left-wing conspiracies. There is no media cover-up, and in no way is “all of the evidence” suggesting that your wife is beating Barack Obama. You are deluded, sir. Apparently, the heart surgeons removed your intelligence and tact during your heart surgery several years ago. You may very well become the first president to go out with incredibly high approval ratings, and yet end up with a legacy no better than our current President’s. You have got to keep your mouth shut. Seriously. Don’t speak. Zip it.