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Fucking Gargamel is at it again!

gargamel.jpgIn Dodge County, Wisconsin, there was an election for a supervisory district seat. The ballots had no candidates listed, so this was entirely a write-in campaign. There were 15 write-in votes, which went to four candidates. And one of those write-in candidates was the one and only Papa Smurf.

Sadly, Papa Smurf won’t get the seat, as the Country Clerk has decided to strike those votes. Because, clearly, she hates little people. That’s some prejudiced shit right there, I’ll tell you what.