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Florida + Ninja = Awesome!

ninjas.jpgThat headline came from reader Sean with a link to this story. Does it live up to his hype?

A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.
The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.
Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.

Not bad, although for shame on the AP for posting this article without the video of the fat Florida ninja. I mean, come on — I’m picturing a Chris Farley looking mother fucker, with his belly hanging out of a bad Halloween store ninja costume, and it’s rocking my world. Actually, I guess the video couldn’t possibly live up to that image, so maybe the AP made the right call after all.

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If he was seen, he's not a ninja. Not by out-of-Florida standards anyway.