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Drunks say the darndest things

coke.jpgSo a state trooper pulls a swerving car over at 2 a.m. Driver be drunk. Blood-alcohol level 0.22 drunk.

Trooper ask for ID. Drunk man pulls out wallet. Trooper examines driver’s license. White powder falls out of a crumpled $100 bill in drunk man’s wallet.

Trooper notices.

“What is that?”

“That’s cocaine. I buy the cocaine for the prostitutes. But I only use the cocaine when I’m with the prostitutes so, you know, s’all good.”

“And when did you last do some blow?”

“Oh. Well I was with a prostitute tonight.”

Fail. Jail.