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Drunks say the darndest things
So a state trooper pulls a swerving car over at 2 a.m. Driver be drunk. Blood-alcohol level 0.22 drunk.
Trooper ask for ID. Drunk man pulls out wallet. Trooper examines driver’s license. White powder falls out of a crumpled $100 bill in drunk man’s wallet.
Trooper notices.
“What is that?”
“That’s cocaine. I buy the cocaine for the prostitutes. But I only use the cocaine when I’m with the prostitutes so, you know, s’all good.”
“And when did you last do some blow?”
“Oh. Well I was with a prostitute tonight.”
Fail. Jail.
