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Aaaaaand, today’s Australia hat trick is complete

stones-tongue.jpgBrilliant. Just brilliant.

A police officer approached a motorist relieving himself on the side of the road in South Kitsap, a suburb of Washington.
The man explained to the officer that he had consumed “a bunch” of beers but was not driving drunk.
According to the officer, the man said he was slurring his words because “his dentist advised him his mouth was too big for his tongue.”
Now, that’s the best excuse for drunk-driving we’ve ever heard!