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A son not even a mother could love

sneakyCat.jpgIn Rhode Island, Garry Lamar has proven himself to be a less-than-loving son. He used to live with his 78-year-old mother, Mary Lamar Grancher. However, things got pretty rocky between the two, and she kicked him out of her house last year. Since then, Garry made almost weekly threats that he was going to kidnap his mom’s cat, and he allegedly did snatch the kitty at one point. The police claim that Garry then tried to extort over twenty grand from his poor old moms, and that she made over twenty payments to him to keep the cat safe.

QuizLaw has it on good authority that Garry Lamar is single, so all you ladies out there looking for a fine catch, I think your search is over.