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A man who clearly doesn’t understand the meaning of “stop” and “yield”

streetSigns.jpgLast week, a South Dakota man was arrested. Sixty-year-old Peter Dills charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and several counts of indecent exposure. This arrest came after a guy found Dills chilling in his yard with a video camera set up on a tripod. The man chased Dills out of his yard and eventually went back home. Dills returned to the man’s house, with his camera, and was again chased. This time, the dude saw Dills enter a garage and called the cops.

The cops arrived at Dills’ home and arrested him. When they searched his house, they apparently found a whole bunch of tapes Dills had recorded and this is where things get bizarre — the tapes showed “Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home.”

Masturbation. And sex acts. With traffic signs.

I don’t even know what this means and, frankly, I’m not sure I’d ever like to find out.

(Hat tip to Jalopnik)