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You know what … I think I’ll just have that taco to go, actually.
God Bless The Smoking Gun. Today, it seems they’ve unearthed a rather unusual police report, concerning Amber Mumma and Marcelo Gonzales, a couple who were arrested last month after a police officer caught them …er… baking goods in a parking lot. According to the police report, the two lovebirds, who were highly spifflicated, were spotted pressed up against a car in the parking lot of a billiards establishment as several onlookers got themselves quite a show.
As noted by the police officer: “Mumma was facing the passenger door of the car and leaning on it with her arms on the roof. Her pants and underwear were around her knees … I had to tell them several times to stop what they were doing before they realized I was a police officer … Gonzales took a step back and as he did it was clear he was removing his penis from her anus. He stood there staring at me with his penis hanging out in clear view … all of this was clearly visible without the use of a flashlight.”
Well, I suppose that Mr. Gonzales should be flattered that the officer didn’t need a flashlight to check out his goods. But I’ll say one thing - the couple works at Moe’s Southwest Grill in Tampa, Florida, and for residents of that city who decide to swing by after a Devil Ray’s game, a word of warning: you might not want to order “The Ugly Naked Guy,” a popular vegetarian taco item on Moe’s menu. Seriously, unless you make yourself very clear, you may not get the vegetarian option.
Comments
Three cheers for public anal sex! May the lovebirds be vindicated with freedom to enjoy themselves...anywhere they might choose.
Posted by Uncle hoho | August 1, 2006 2:38 PM