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You don’t need grow lights and fancy hydroponics to get some cush stupidity

grow-house.jpgHi officer. Yes sir, I sure did call you guys. That cat next door won’t shut the fuck up. It’s an annoying mongrel and I’d like you to do something.

Whassat? Nah, I don’t smell nothing. …Coming from inside my house? Nah, you’re imaging things.

…Uhm, no sir, those 84 marijuana plants aren’t mine. That’s craziness. Just go get rid of that cat, would you? It’s harshing my mellow.