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Yankees Suck 60 Percent More Today

yankees_suck.jpgDon’t fuck with Yankees’ fans, folks. Or they will run your ass down.

A woman accused of running down a man in her car after a Red Sox-Yankees argument in a bar never hit her brakes as she accelerated toward the small group he was in, a prosecutor said Monday.
“She never braked, and she accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people,” prosecutor Susan Morrell said of Ivonne Hernandez, who is charged with reckless second-degree murder in the death early Friday of Matthew Beaudoin, 29.
Authorities won’t describe the argument beforehand in Slade’s Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees fan. Like the rest of New Hampshire, Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.
Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting “Yankees suck!” when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez’s car.
Hernandez, 43, allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and his friend Maria Hughes, 21. Hughes had only minor injuries, which Beaudoin’s sister Faith said was because her brother shielded his friend.
Hernandez, of Nashua, was arrested at the scene. She acknowledged she had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell, a senior assistant attorney general. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.

Typical Yankees behavior, really. If they can’t beat you fairly, they resort to bitchery. Rest in peace, Sox fan. In Heaven, I hear the Sox win all the time, Ted Williams fluffs your pillows, and Curt Schilling is fitted with a permanent sock gag.

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I really, really, really, hate the Red Sox. That is all.

I'm getting this real judgmental vibe towards this Yankees fan from you people! How can you be sure it wasn't deserved?

Its easy to support winning teams. I true fan supports a team that has gone through tough times. I've never had a son with a serious drug problem, but I imagine the mix of disappointment, pure terror at times, and the constant desire to forgive past transgressions must be something similar to being a life long Orioles fan. But don't cry for me...my Birds are in rehab!!!

anyone that is willing to hurt a person due to sports DRUNK OR NOT, is a freak and should be put away for the rest of their life. think about it people,, I would kill someone if they hurt a family member or friend of mine but over a baseball team, THINK ABOUT IT... PS THE YANKEES SUCK ALOT!!!!

kelly - we know who you are, we know where you live. just sayin'. oh, by the way, it looks like your coffee could use a refill.