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Waffles and Sheboygan? Be still me heart.

waffles.jpgI’ve talked before about how I love Sheboygan, Wisconsin for no other reason than it’s fun as shit to say “Sheboygan.” And if I haven’t said it before, I also love waffles. So this story is just a wonderful marriage:

A pregnant teen from Sheboygan has been charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly throwing a waffle iron at the father of her unborn child, hitting him in the head.
The girl was at her apartment with a 19-year-old Milwaukee man and her two sisters when one of the sisters cracked a joke. The man told police the 17-year-old girl became upset, thinking everyone was laughing at her. She stormed into a bathroom and broke a shelf.
The girl — who is five months pregnant with her third child — then returned and confronted the man, slapping him in the face. He slapped her back, and she grew more angry and began pulling on his clothes.
The girl then grabbed a waffle iron and threw it at the man, striking him in the back of the head.

The only bummer about this story is that they had to go harsh my buzz with the whole thing about the 17-year-old being pregnant with her third kid. I mean, Jesus.

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I lived in Sheboygan for a decade and quickly concluded that for weird shit it is the Florida of the Rust Belt. E.g., "A Sheboygan woman allegedly shot her 8-year-old daughter in the leg with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend, authorities said Friday."
http://www.sheboygan-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080502/SHE0101/80502099/1062

Those are 3 kids that don't stand a chance.

Third child? I hate myself for wondering how many fathers.