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Woman Rapes Man How?

0129092mccarl1.jpgYou don’t read too often about women sexually assaulting men, but this one — compliments of The Smoking Gun — is weird, not just for the act, but for the … method:

Meet Janice McCarl. The Colorado woman, 53, was arrested last night for allegedly sexually assaulting a male friend late last year. McCarl was booked into jail on a felony charge of suspicion of sexual assault. According to a police report, a copy of which you’ll find here, the victim, 50, told investigators that he invited McCarl to a barbecue at his home last November. Following the barbecue, the man contends that he passed out and awoke to find McCarl molesting him. The man, who believes that he was somehow drugged by McCarl, told police that she “had her hands…in his ass.”

Woah! Woah! Woah! That’s not the way you want to wake up, folks. With a woman’s hand … in your ass.

Hey. That reminds me:

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