Witness said the bike could be heard crying
This is the best headline I’ve seen in weeks:
Police: 300-Pound Hooker Robs Reluctant Customer
It gets even better, because after the alleged victim declined the “hefty hooker’s” offer for a “date,” she pushed him off his blue bicycle, wrestled him to the ground, snatched $100 from him, and then took off on his bike.
The article says that “an officer searched the area but couldn’t find the woman.” Because 300-pound hookers on blue bikes are apparently a dime a dozen in … where else … Florida.