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With parents like these…

gang-sign.jpgHoly hell. In Colorado, a 19-year-old man has been sentenced with 12 months of probation after pleading guilty to a charge stemming from his threat to kill his ex-girlfriend. Apparently, he showed up at the video store where she works and, in his best imitation of the Hulk, started knocking over displays and threatening the gal.

And what sparked this rage?

Well they were fighting over gangs, because he’s a member of one gang, while she’s a member of another. However, this wasn’t a typical gang fight. No sir. Rather, as a police spokesman put it: “They have different ideas on how [their 4-year-old son] should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would ‘claim.’”

When asked for comment, little boy Manuel said:

“Man, fuck them both. This Bloods and Crips shit is yesterday. I’m with the Bronco Bullies now, mother fucker. I’m slanging pacifiers in the morning, beating 2-years-old up in the afternoon, and spending my nights in the alley throwing back 40’s of breast milk. Thug Life!”

(Hat tip to reader Sharon F.)

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So that's what would have happened if Romeo and Juliet had lived, gotten together, and then broken up.

Teehee, your baby's comment made my day.

All I can think of is an old Irish song about the trials of a little kid whose father was Protestant and his mother was Catholic. Things change, and yet they stay the same.

Well, I think that little guy's headed for a bright and promising future.

Wait a minute, you guys. I think this child might be the gang messiah. He will take his heritage of both Blood and Crip and use them to unify the entire gang world. He will lead them to a life of peace, harmony, and cappin' whitey instead of each other.