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“Why stop at pants? We can probably sue that black, zippered hoodie off of him too.”

strongbad.jpgStrongbad is back, answering reader e-mails.

Don’t know who Strongbad is? He’s that bloke over on the right. You can find out more about him here, where you’ll learn, among other things, that he’s “been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot.” Strongbad’s the best.

Anyway, this week’s reader e-mail leads Strongbad to threaten to sue his reader into the middle ages, and Strongbad then explains how powerful he and his legal team are. “Strongbad has the best lawyer soft tacos can buy.”

Mmmmmm…soft tacos.

…And you know, with judges ordering lawyers to settle disputes with “rock, paper, scissors,” can water balloons and snowballs really be that far behind?

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oh Strongbad! So many all-nighters in college were spent wathcing you instead of writing papers.

While Strongbad's lots of fun, the Teen Girl Squad is really the superior part of that site (although there's Trogdor...)