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When a dude’s hungry for some tacos, he’s hungry for some tacos

tacos.jpgShane Roe went into a Taco Johns in the local mall with a replica Glock, and tried to rob the joint. He pointed the gun at the clerk and asked for free food. The clerk said no. So Roe asked for money from the register. The clerk said no.

But damn it, Roe wanted some tacos! So he placed an order and paid for it, got his food, and sat down to eat. When he left Taco Johns, the cops were naturally called, and Roe was found hanging out outside of the mall, where he was promptly arrested. But it wasn’t his fault he hadn’t left — those tacos just made him so sleeeepy.